I absolutely love this song. Just hits a good spot.
Take a listen and tell me if it does anything for you!
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Although Mophie isn’t the first to have an iPhone 5 battery case, there’s no doubt that some have been waiting for the company’s take — and it might justify the patience. The just-launched Juice Pack Helium slides a 1,500mAh secondary battery on to the back of Apple’s flagship in a…
Excellent. Now I will consider the upgrade…well that and my plan is up in a few weeks.
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Thanks! I will definitely check it out!Earlier this week, we introduced a set of updates to our privacy policy and terms of service to help our users better understand our service. In the days since, it became clear that we failed to fulfill what I consider one of our most important responsibilities – to communicate our intentions…
SO…I guess they took the running to safer ground avenue. It’s a shame that they had to tarnish their brand to figure out something a simple survey could’ve told them. Oh well.
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Children laid in their beds knowing St. Nick was nearThey were bundles of joy filled with Christmas cheer
The internet was quiet, hardly a soul searched for porn
They went to sleep early, awaiting Christmas morn
Like a large, bearded burrito, I laid wrapped in my bed While visions of corgis danced in my head
But then on my roof, I heard a strange sound Like a bunch of hoof-steps and then a great pound I rose from my sleep and put on some pants I missed one of the leg-holes and did an awkward dance
I heard a loud rustling and thought it was lootersWith my bat’leth in hand I patrolled for intruders
I saw a dark figure who held a large sackI sneaked in behind and planned my attackI swung and I punched with all of my mightBut this dastardly fiend hardly put up a fight
I jabbed with my blade, he was pinned to the wallThen I realized he was no intruder at all This startling discovery gave me great pauseFor I had just pummeled dear old Santa Claus
I surveyed his wounds, he was out like a lightThere was no way he could finish his job on this nightI couldn’t ruin Christmas for all the girls and boys This was my fault, so I would deliver their toys.
I got to the roof and saw Santa’s sleigh The reindeer were waiting to get underwayI hopped aboard and then grabbed the reins I suddenly realized I had forgotten their names Now Steve! Now Dave! Now Lenny and John!On Pete! On Phil! On Darryl and Ron!
The sleigh did not move, and they gave me a scoff I googled their names, I was WAY off
Now Dasher!
Now Dancer!
Now Prancer and Vixen!
On Comet!
On Cupid!
On Donner and Blitzen!
The eight magic reindeer took off in a rushI hurried them on as I shouted, “Mush! Mush!” We flew ‘cross the moon and jingled our bells We flew past the ocean and its midnight swells
I slipped down chimneys and delivered the toys I ate all the cookies left by good girls and boys
Christmas was saved, and I let out a sighIf the children had known, they surely would cry
So yes, I beat up Santa, but he is doing just fineHe’ll be back to normal in the nick of timeThe elves picked him up and treated his wounds He’s doing very well and will recover quite soonI said a jolly, “Ho ho ho!” when I heard he was alright And I shouted from on high…
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!”
CreditsPummeled Santa - Chris Gugliotti [full size | webcomic | tumblr]Reindeer GIFs - Mel Roach [tumblr]E.T. Moon GIF - Sam H. [tumblr] Joy - Jamilia Jean [website]
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
Children laid in their beds knowing St. Nick was near
They were bundles of joy filled with Christmas cheer
The internet was quiet, hardly a soul searched for porn
They went to sleep early, awaiting Christmas morn
Like a large, bearded burrito, I laid wrapped in my bed
While visions of corgis danced in my head
But then on my roof, I heard a strange sound
Like a bunch of hoof-steps and then a great pound
I rose from my sleep and put on some pants
I missed one of the leg-holes and did an awkward dance
I heard a loud rustling and thought it was looters
With my bat’leth in hand I patrolled for intruders
I saw a dark figure who held a large sack
I sneaked in behind and planned my attack
I swung and I punched with all of my might
But this dastardly fiend hardly put up a fight
I jabbed with my blade, he was pinned to the wall
Then I realized he was no intruder at all
This startling discovery gave me great pause
For I had just pummeled dear old Santa Claus
I surveyed his wounds, he was out like a light
There was no way he could finish his job on this night
I couldn’t ruin Christmas for all the girls and boys
This was my fault, so I would deliver their toys.I got to the roof and saw Santa’s sleigh
The reindeer were waiting to get underway
I hopped aboard and then grabbed the reins
I suddenly realized I had forgotten their names
Now Steve! Now Dave! Now Lenny and John!
On Pete! On Phil! On Darryl and Ron!The sleigh did not move, and they gave me a scoff
I googled their names, I was WAY offNow Dasher!
Now Dancer!
Now Prancer and Vixen!
On Comet!
On Cupid!
On Donner and Blitzen!
The eight magic reindeer took off in a rush
I hurried them on as I shouted, “Mush! Mush!”
We flew ‘cross the moon and jingled our bells
We flew past the ocean and its midnight swells
I slipped down chimneys and delivered the toys
I ate all the cookies left by good girls and boys
Christmas was saved, and I let out a sigh
If the children had known, they surely would cry
So yes, I beat up Santa, but he is doing just fine
He’ll be back to normal in the nick of time
The elves picked him up and treated his wounds
He’s doing very well and will recover quite soon
I said a jolly, “Ho ho ho!” when I heard he was alright
And I shouted from on high…“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!”
Credits
Pummeled Santa - Chris Gugliotti [full size | webcomic | tumblr]
Reindeer GIFs - Mel Roach [tumblr]
E.T. Moon GIF - Sam H. [tumblr]
Joy - Jamilia Jean [website]
Awesome.
Old Saint Nick may be full of mystery and magic most of the year, but as soon as December 24th rolls around, all eyes are on the jolly fat man, especially in this era of always-on social media. Sure, it’s not the first to track Santa, but Google’s been in on the sled following game…
Santa has privacy issues? I wonder what his lawyer would look like…
It’s a holiday miracle!
Without further adieu, Tumblr for iPad is finally here. We hope you like it as much as we do.
(And don’t forget — Tumblr is awesome on your Android tablet too!)
“Holy crap!” says my iPad as I type this.
I know iPad, I know.
(via laughingsquid)
Everyone knows by now, that the powerhouse social photo giant, Instagram, has put out their illustrious “sell your photos and give you nothing” policy for all to read. This of course, has sent the world on edge, and rightly so. This is not something that many people would have guessed as the next stage in the company’s plan. Well those who don’t pay attention to these types of things anyway.
When Facebook made the purchase, you had to expect that they were going to find a way to monetize the service, and since the primary function is personal photos. Well, there you go.
True freedom however, is based on two things: Education and Choice. You now have all been educated on Instagram’s current direction, and you have the power to choose what to do.
That said, Facebook is getting an education as well…Users don’t like this idea. Now they have to make a choice as well: Stay on course, or divert to safe grounds. I’m thinking they are exercising their freedoms right now, as more and more people exercise their freedom to move on from a damn fine service.
My wife has already deleted her account. For my part, I will give them a little while to get their heads out of their asses. If not, I’ll hit the road too.
Don’t you just love the holidays?
Infographic of the Day: History of Nintendo
In celebrating the release of Wii U, YouTuber RetroGameAddict brings this colorful infographic slideshow about the history of Nintendo console systems.
Now that Verizon’s most recent Droid RAZR family has had its taste of Jelly Bean, it’s time for Motorola to shift focus to the rest of the devices that have made the cut for the upgrade — and it’s doing just that with an updated timetable for the rollout. Among those phones and tablets…
After Kodak’s auction to offload 1,100 of its digital imaging patents was green-lit this summer, it looked like Apple and Google were ready to do battle for the goods. Now, however, _Bloomberg_ cites a pair of sources who claim that the two titans have ended their face-off and are…
Watching The Polar Express with my kiddos this morning. It is such a great movie, and this is such a great song. Enjoy the day all!
How about this? IE is no longer #1 in the mighty land of web browsers. Chrome, as it should be, has taken over.
That said, IE10 is pretty decent, and with Windows getting out to the masses, I think you may see that challenged.
Oh well. Keep em’ coming!
In honor of this tune not only going number 1 on VH1 top 20, AND upgrading my system to Microsoft 8…BAM. Enjoy.
The girls with Santa! (at Oliver’s Candies)
